fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

My plan to hold nuclear weapons hostage for millions of dollars failed so I'm going to kill myself and a bunch of other people.

Sarcastic expression used before arming a nuclear weapon.

'em is the government

Used by John Travolta's character in the movie Broken Arrow when restarting the nuclear bomb after he realizes his plan has failed.

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

by user name 007 May 16, 2010

No Joke

Pronounced as NoooooO joke. Originated in Offaly.

It is often used in a scenario to highlight how serious you are about a matter that would otherwise be regarded as humorous. It can also be used in a sarcastic manner. For example, when you are reply to a girlfriends statement.

I love dressing like Matt, no joke!

or

Q: Kevin am I a good cook?

Reply: No Joke!

by Ginger Beard Kev December 16, 2010

joke

a thing. a funny thing. no meaning. no purpose. purely for amusemeny.

joke. i am a joke. i was a joke. now i am a bigger joke.

by THE REAL JULIA December 7, 2006

joke dog

an individual who is the constant recipient of everyone else's ridicule and jokes.

1-Gordon was San Diemas High School's joke dog.
2-Kelly and Nicole will not tolerate being your joke dog.
3-"People say joke dog."

by unknown hizzy dwellar February 17, 2006

sex joke

A joke about sex. ( Ever watch Family Guy? )

Heard of that guy named Dick who lives in Virginia?
( get it? Virginia? Virgina? Dick in Virgina? ) Sex joke.

by ilikefuturama August 4, 2007

joke grenade

a joke that takes a long time to be understood

Bob:Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Bill:Why?
Bob:Cuz 7 8(ate) 9!!!
Bill:............... OH I GET IT!!!
Bob:Well that was joke grenade.

by Finky Fink March 8, 2009

Joker

The best super Villan of all time. He is the exact opposite as the DC comics super hero Batman and that is what makes him the greatest enemy. Though his backstory or origin is unknown some of DC's comics have givin away some information on who the Joker used to be. He is a man named Jack Niapper who has a pregnant wife but can't make any money because no one laughs at his jokes. His wife is killed in an accident and he is forced to steel something from the power plant he used to work at. The police find him in a " Red Hood" costume and that's when Batman comes and scares Jack so much that he jumps into a vat of chemicals which bleach his skin white and turn him totally insane so then he is known as the Joker.

Batman: "The Joker"

by SockstFox1987 June 23, 2016