The Joker Facial

The act of holding your penis to a girls mouth right before ejaculating and asking her "Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face" and attempting to shoot your jizz on her face in the form of an extended smile.

Yeah bro I totally pulled the joker facial last night, you were right, nervous laughter is the reaction of choice.

by Famous Shamus September 20, 2011

jeep jockey

A derogatory term for people who drive Jeeps.

Fucking Jeep jockey, he's got more lights on that Jeep than a Christmas tree.

by SlipperySam December 18, 2012

Get my joker on

To get your party on, to go out and get wild, get crazy

Hey Dude what are you up to this weekend? "I'm headed to Vegas to get my joker on"

by Embrey April 3, 2010

knob jockey

usually a dorogotory term for ones stupidity.

you knob jockey get out of my house

by D'Arcy (i am soo not Irish) May 28, 2003

ass jockey

1.to be a flaming homo
2.to take or give mass amounts of cock to another man

Chadwick: Oh bro that guy's a fucking major ass jockey.
BillyBob: Oh yeah he's a fucking ass jockey dude.

by addisen June 18, 2006

gin jockey

sick white aussie who fucks abbo women

hey Neil, who's that sick cunt rooting that old smelly gin. fuck me, that looks like Steven the gin jockey.

by your mate rob September 2, 2010

mp3 jockey

Someone Who acts like there a "DJ" and then resumes to play the most played out songs over the internet on something Called "Shoutcasting".

Usually This person gets about 3-5 listeners on average and thinks there music knowlegable and "DJ" experienced.

"Man listen to this kids new turntables , Oh you mean that mp3 player , Yea bro this mp3 jockey has got be spinning!"

by DanielEsper September 12, 2006