jagermeister

a.k.a. "liquid asshole" for its ability to turn ordinary people into giant pricks.

Dude, I wanted to kill John Kerry last night. He was being a bigger dick than usual thanks to the liquid asshole.

by Richard Munch December 2, 2004

jageryawn

An unwelcome side effect of drinking too many shots in a bar. Usually without warning, the victim will open his or her mouth as if to yawn or belch, but instead shoots out a stream of dark brown fluid that smells much like licorice or cough medicine.

Everyone was having a blast at the bar until Maria had a jageryawn.

by RadioRay June 5, 2005

Jaer

The act of one very attractive female sticking her breast in another attractive females vagina while that female gives a guy a blow job.

Jamie-"God i would love to have those girls jear with me"
Eric-"Yea i know what you mean"

by Eric And Jamie January 28, 2004

jaberwalkie

A man or woman who writes in a humorous fashion and is an overall maven.

Ben: Ha! That Zach writes well and looks good! He is such a jaberwalkie!

by c.mustache July 1, 2011

Jaeger Crew

1) A bunch of guys and/or girls who are generally considered to be losers and not a lot of fun.

2) Undesireables.

(The term 'jaeger crew' is derived from the drama Entourage.' In one episode Vince and his gang are mocked by Seth Green (portrayed as a loser) as the 'we don't drink jaeger crew.' Therefore, as Vince, Drama, E and Turtle are heroes, a real loser, following logic, is anyone who DOES drink jaeger).

God, why do we have to hang out with this jaeger crew?

Man, that dickhead is such a twat - a complete jaeger.

by padmesiter May 18, 2009

jagger

noun. shortened term for "jaguar".

"oh no, here comes a bigass jagger!"

by DJ Dogman June 12, 2006

Swagger Jagger

Swagger Jagger is an "ironic" phrase used by people who look like drowned sewer rats on benefits. The definition of the word derives from "Swagger Jacker" which means to steal or copy ones swagger. The irony of that is the phrase was invented/misinterpreted by a tramp like skag whore for a release of a song in 2011 to which the music video stars Cheryl Cole miming the lyrics... Oh sorry that is Cher Lloyd... well there lies the irony as to me they are the same person and have the same affect of offending peoples eyes and making ears bleed!! So therefore Cher Lloyd is a hypocrite and is what she sings!!

Cher "the rat" Lloyd - "Chez... I want your hair, make up, tacky dress sense from 2003, those earrings, your millions, ashley coles dick, your leftovers, your slight bit of talent, simon cowells love and admiration, STD's, that whiny geordie accent of yours, malaria and basically everything about you to make me you"

Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/Cole - "Now then pet, Swagger Jagger, get your game on, get some of your own"

by Archie84 August 22, 2011