Jack

An amazing kid with a great sense of humor. Very intelligent and witty, and a meme expert. Has a very nice voice and warm eyes. Almost dangerously charismatic and will make you laugh until your sides hurt.

Person 1: Uuh... Why are you crying?
Person 2: *gasping* I'm- laughing! Go ask Jack- if you- wanna hear- the joke!

by Bella Fensque April 13, 2018

Jack

Jack is a DOG
And you are a FLOWER
When Jack lift his LEG UP
He gives you a SHOWER

A dog who always pee on everyone

If you see Jack run away from him, his urine smell will never come off.

by Ark Bahamut October 9, 2018

Jack

This Boy has a lot feelings that go to him. He is a very musical guy and loves to joke around. He is pretty smart in a lot of things but not the smartest. He’s very kind and strong. If you ask him to do something he’ll do it. One of the best friends you can find, he usually likes the Smart and witty girls that are very pretty with a fiery personality. He is very cute and very quiet at times, he has a lot of secrets to tell, but never come between a jack and his Girlfriend, because he will beat you up.

He’s so nice and smart. I wanna be like a Jack.

by SuperGirlyFunFacts January 31, 2019

Jack

An awesome guy who is likeable, smart, funny, and sporty. He gets all the girls because he has a pleasant face, and his hockey team will probably win the state championship. He is the kind of person who wouldn't put his mouth around the whole water bottle opening when drinking water, because that's gross.

I'm so glad to be friends with Jack because he's so cool!

by graedion June 11, 2018

Jack

ur bad at soccert

Jack likes Gorgia.

by LilDickyboiGang March 1, 2019

Jack

When you shit your pants and get crap on your balls

Oh shit I Jacked myself

by Lushsg December 9, 2017

Jack

A word used to describe the act of masturbating. Saying you are "visiting Jack" implies to others (who know what it means) that you are on your way to masturbate. However, the term "visiting Jack" isn't the only term that can be used to describe the act of masturbating, you can also say "I'm having a drink with Jack", or "I had a long convo with Jack", etc. Just make it sound as if Jack is a person, but be very vague about it. Get creative with what you say.

"Hey bro, how have you been?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. Just on my way to meet Jack"
"Oh... I get you. Have fun, bro!"

by PoopSexBalls May 13, 2020