I am trapped inside this urban dictionary screen and can't get out please help me I'm not kidding, send help!
by Mr rizzler 3000 February 15, 2024
Get the help memug. The age-old conundrum of "people who seek self-improvement vs. people who need self-improvement" --- generally speaking, the people who are conscientious and unashamedly self-examining enough to actively seek ways to improve themselves do not really need to self-improve very much, whereas the people who truly do need to improve themselves will not admit that they even HAVE a self-inadequacy problem, and so they arrogantly/impatiently refuse to seek or accept help in improving their character or behavior (think, the infamous "getters gettin' got" conversation between Madea and Dr. Phil).
Client, to counsellor, at the outset of their weekly meeting: Breaker one-five for reality check --- come on back?
Counsellor, playing along: Yeah, go ahead, Breaker --- reading you wall-to-wall and treetop-tall.
Client: Thanks --- that's a big ten-four, good buddy. Well, I'm in the process of trying to improve myself, and so I thought I'd send a random shout-out over the waves to check my progress. I've been trying to be more sociable and patient and helpful to everyone, visualize things more from their perspective, and so on.
Counsellor: Well, eights and other good numbers to you on THAT one, good buddy --- that's certainly a positive start. Have you tried self-help books?
Client: Oh, a great BIG ten-four THERE, good buddy --- I've read at least a half-dozen of 'em cover-to-cover, and loved every page; the problem, though, is that I never seem to find any new ideas --- most everything in there is stuff I already know about and am actively practicing, so the books just reassuringly confirm the nature and wisdom of my efforts, not provide fresh perspectives for further improvement.
Counsellor: Ah... well, ten-four, good buddy --- I totally "get you" there... the old "self-help paradox", eh?? The only people who'll read those books are ones who don't need 'em!
Counsellor, playing along: Yeah, go ahead, Breaker --- reading you wall-to-wall and treetop-tall.
Client: Thanks --- that's a big ten-four, good buddy. Well, I'm in the process of trying to improve myself, and so I thought I'd send a random shout-out over the waves to check my progress. I've been trying to be more sociable and patient and helpful to everyone, visualize things more from their perspective, and so on.
Counsellor: Well, eights and other good numbers to you on THAT one, good buddy --- that's certainly a positive start. Have you tried self-help books?
Client: Oh, a great BIG ten-four THERE, good buddy --- I've read at least a half-dozen of 'em cover-to-cover, and loved every page; the problem, though, is that I never seem to find any new ideas --- most everything in there is stuff I already know about and am actively practicing, so the books just reassuringly confirm the nature and wisdom of my efforts, not provide fresh perspectives for further improvement.
Counsellor: Ah... well, ten-four, good buddy --- I totally "get you" there... the old "self-help paradox", eh?? The only people who'll read those books are ones who don't need 'em!
by QuacksO February 3, 2017
Get the self-help paradoxmug. Girl that’s on period. Modern help is when you use phrases that are popularly used. For example period, cap, on god, etc
by anonymous December 20, 2020
Get the modern helpmug. help they have me hostage and i cant stand it please help me now i need help now ive been in this basement for 16 years and havent ever seen my parents they torture me every day for fun and say if i disobey them they will sell me and throw me away help me now
by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024
Get the cry for help (pls help me)mug. Abbie is the love of my life and I will never move on from her. I feel an empty hole where my heart once was now filled with anguish and despair. I’m so sorry for how I’ve treated you and I miss you and love you more then words can describe. I feel the need to express these emotions over this post rather then to you as being emotionally vulnerable will destroy me mentally. I hope that one day you will see this post and remember my face my cupcake. I can’t move on and love again without confronting these demons of mine. Please take me back one day
by Abbielover2 November 23, 2021
Get the Helpmug. When things in life give you set backs, backstabs, broken dreams, an sees of friends less capable to lead.
Though, this things set you more on track, flashbanged an whiplashed, less hope an all belief, although teach you to need no team. You make less pleads and you learn to lead, but depression becomes deep and emotions become breif to breed.
Though, this things set you more on track, flashbanged an whiplashed, less hope an all belief, although teach you to need no team. You make less pleads and you learn to lead, but depression becomes deep and emotions become breif to breed.
by Titus dyfilid March 2, 2019
Get the Helpful hang upsmug. someone who uses help is a person who wants there ex back and is secretly craving nice lesbian sex!! If someone sends u “HELP” this means they want u to take there clothes of and have sex with them, and yes this also counts for when they type help wrong.
“HELP ME”
by pussyeater234 October 21, 2023
Get the HELPmug.