Human

A bunch of emo faggots that go on Urban Dictionary and act negative all the time.

li3k zomg i h8 t3h human r4c3 even tho im one of them!!1

by Smithkakarot July 5, 2010

spontaneous human combustion

to suddenly, and with no apparent reason, burst into flames and within minutes become a human cinder. a.k.a. SHC

defoe was running so fast towards the opponents penalty area that he suddenly suffered an acute spontaneous human combustion

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

human lullaby

Someone so boring, so uninteresting, so powerfully dull that you find yourself suppressing the urge to yawn before they've even finished telling you their name.

"My date with Kelly from marketing? You mean, Kelly, the "human lullaby?" Let's put it this way--had I ordered the soup instead of the salad appetizer last night, there's a good chance I could have nodded off and drowned in my lobster bisque, she was so fucking boring."

by esme gregson January 16, 2008

Human Chili Bomb

When an individual is using a smartphone at ground level and is suddenly struck by a stream of steaming diarrhea from anonymous on level 2; such as a; balcony or upper deck.

Dude I saw this hot chick on her iphone under my balcony and I totally broke the ice by giving her a human chili bomb.

by Baby Beadows February 21, 2011

Human Rolly-Polly

Sexual act involving the connection of a human beings face to their own bung hole. Knees and elbows are folded in to simulate proper rolly-polly position.

That dude was so desperate for action he gave himself the human rolly-polly.

by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

human parasite

A Human Parasite is a person who antagonise others without any reason at all. unlike Human Predators which include drug dealers, robbers,and other criminals who are all committing acts of aggression for an immoral purpose, human parasites

hurt other people just to see the reaction of their victims or to vent frustrations of a bad day.Examples of human parasites are bullies, hooligans, roitors, instigators of bar fights, and the guy who hits you in the nuts and runs away.

A Human Parasite is a person or group of people who antagonise others either verbally or physically without any strong motive for

Example One:

Guy#1. "Dude are You playing the newest Grand Theft Auto Game? What are the missions like?"

Guy#2 "I don't know, I just bought this game to be a human parasite and rampage people!"

Examples 2:

High school kid #1 "Hey I heard that you're taking Muy Thai at the local MMA Gym?!"

High school kid #2 "Yeah, I wanna beat the ass of every human parasite at our school!"

by Blue Callor Joe December 19, 2018

normal human expression

Someone's shitty excuse for something dumb they did/ are doing

Don't rack on me for pouring milk before cereal, that just my normal human expression!

by Some ol' Hipster October 12, 2017