Human Soup

The water used while one soaks in a bath, where ingredients normally include sweat, soap products, dirt, urine and occasionally specs of feces.

They say I make the best human soup. The real secret is waiting a week or two between baths. Adds flavor and excitement, without the need of adding additional salt.

by SeiRruf March 30, 2015

human sandcastle

When a male ejaculates and or nuts on a females face after receiving fellatio (aka- Head) on the beach, the male then reaches and grabs a hand full of sand and throws it on the face of the recipient (aka the female) drenched in semen, resulting in a human sandcastle.

While on spring break in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, Brett gave Erynn a human sandcastle on the beach after a stimulating round of fellatio.

by Mathew25693 February 3, 2008

human hotbox

The human hotbox is a way to smoke weed outside with 3 to 5 people while enjoying the benefits of indoor/in car hotboxing. The smokers all stand in a tight circle and put their heads down to create an area where the smoke will be contained. They then smoke either a bong, joint, or pipe and get zooted.

P1: "Yo man, we're going out to north beach to smoke some bud. We're going to human hotbox. You in?"

P2: "For sure, let's get zooted"

by BuddytheWildcat December 20, 2013

Human herpes

1) A person who appears in your life; mainly dormant, but when they appear, they are annoying as fuck

2) Simply put, a pussy ass bitch who won't shut the fuck up

Friend 1: Fuck, Sheila is in my English class! I haven't seen her since sophomore year!
Friend 2: Literally she is human herpes.

by carsforkids February 16, 2017

human suit

Pulling yourself together in a usually futile attempt to not look blasted after a gnarly sesh with the boys

- “You know that feeling of putting your human suit back on 10 minutes after a solid sesh”
- “Bro put on your human suit we gotta go”
- “I’m tweaking they know” “Don’t worry your human suit is solid”

by Spud2000 August 3, 2020

Human Spam

A person who is incredibly annoying and worthless in a situation. Someone who cannot add meaning, quality or substance to a solution.

"That guy from the computer store was total Human Spam. He couldn't even explain what he was talking about. His presence at the meeting was a waste."

by Mamahipster April 16, 2012

human cumtipede

A gay orgy party with a bunch of dudes lining up and sticking their dicks forming a shape like a centipede.

Quan:'Me and some of my guy friends did the human cumtipede, pretty dank.'
Sharkisha:'What the fuck.'

by urbanhobolube June 25, 2016