Human Soup

The water used while one soaks in a bath, where ingredients normally include sweat, soap products, dirt, urine and occasionally specs of feces.

They say I make the best human soup. The real secret is waiting a week or two between baths. Adds flavor and excitement, without the need of adding additional salt.

by SeiRruf March 30, 2015

human sandcastle

When a male ejaculates and or nuts on a females face after receiving fellatio (aka- Head) on the beach, the male then reaches and grabs a hand full of sand and throws it on the face of the recipient (aka the female) drenched in semen, resulting in a human sandcastle.

While on spring break in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, Brett gave Erynn a human sandcastle on the beach after a stimulating round of fellatio.

by Mathew25693 February 3, 2008

Human Cappuccino

Using your cum as a replacement for cream in coffee.

“I hate my boss, I’m gonna give her a human cappuccino tomorrow morning”

“This coffee tastes weird, I hope dale didn’t make this a human cappuccino.”

by FTPNUT March 29, 2019

human sandpaper

The type of person who rubs everyone the wrong way. A person who cannot show any compassion, caring, sympathy, or empathy towards living creatures. They do not consider how their words or actions affect others and will not listen to suggestions or constructive criticism. In short, an extremely rude person who does not care that they are rude.

My boss goes out of his way to make other people feel useless. None of my co-workers like him. He's human sandpaper.

by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021

human-generated

Now that AI is the ghostwriter for everything, we need a term for "human generated" content.

My book is 100% human-generated. Hi had to click a Captcha to confirm that I was human and that I had written the book without any AI enhancements.

by jmacofearth September 12, 2023

no human verification

Something every damn website under the sun lies about

"oh hey free robux with no human verification!"
(After trying that and many others)
"Why does everything lie?"

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 12, 2021

Human Tumbleweed

When two gay men are trying to fuck each other in a way that both guys are rolling around together, desperately trying to get on top.

John- So, you wanna fuck me?
Billy- It's my turn to get some ass.
John- Not this time, dude!
John and Billy- (rolls around the floor)
Me- SHIT! It's the human tumbleweed!

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 24, 2018