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Brody hagging

A very big fella who peaked in middle school football
James real deal is brody hagging at sports
by Deanismeab November 20, 2023
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Splatter Hag

A friendly woman that is either a squirter and/or displays enthusiasm to get squirted on/in by 1 and/or many.
That guy's mother used to be a straight splatter hag.
by Cole AJ Man November 29, 2025
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enyaba the hag

Old bitch from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. DIO's helpful companion who was killed by some weird worms. Also she has a stand that is smoke entering your body and controlling you?
Joseph: oh no it's enyaba the hag!
Jotaro: she's dead.
by JoJo reference July 13, 2023
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The OG Hag

A middle-aged woman rocking a fat grey hairline and cheap neon colored eyeshadow, who wears foulards all year long and loves Hard Rock t-shirts.
„Hey G could you help me with a case?“
„No way I am too busy knitting socks for my cats!“
„Your such an The OG HAG, G!!!!“
by QueenOfTheFagHags November 4, 2020
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HAGS

Short for "have a great summer". The ultimate phrase used in yearbook signatures when you’re desperately trying to avoid revealing that you actually have no clue who the person is. A surefire way to say, "We shared oxygen in the same room a few times, so let's just pretend we were BFFs." Because who needs a heartfelt message when you can just blanket statement everyone’s summer greatness?
"When in doubt and out of meaningful things to say, just go with a classic 'HAGS'. It’s the yearbook equivalent of 'I’m too lazy to write anything real'."
by torispseudonym June 12, 2024
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Fag Hag

A straight women how wants to have sex with gay man.
She knows he's gay, she's his Fag Hag. She wants to have sex with him but I don't think he's drunk enough yet...
by OmBoy January 8, 2015
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HAG

My buddy has one hell of a hag, he's a lucky dude.
by Carrigangsta June 4, 2018
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