i miss her

always

go to hell everyone

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Chris Brown her

1. A man putting street fighter moves on his woman
2. A man kicking his woman's ass

Male Friend - "Hey man, why is your girl all up on dude on the dance floor over there?"
Guy - "She's acting out, I'm gonna Chris Brown her ass when we get home!"

by Natasha0519 March 10, 2009

Drank her cute

Term that refers to how drinking enough can make someone else appear more attractive than they really are.

"Dayum, that chick over there looks nasty. I guess I drank her cute last night."

by blabbermouth141 July 11, 2009

slip her the gimmick

Euphemism for sex. Gimmick is a catch-all word that ultimately became a nickname for penis, hence slipping someone the gimmick would be slipping a girl your penis.

"I heard Dave and Abi went out and he is going to slip her the gimmick."

by -MR July 3, 2008

Keeping her green

Pronounced "keepin' 'er green"

While working from home, deliberately moving the mouse or pressing keys solely to keep Skype for Business status as "Available" (green) instead of "Away/Inactive" (yellow) so that your boss thinks you're working

Person 1: "I Skyped him 3 times today, I don't know why he isn't responding, his status is 'Available' on Skype"
Person 2: "That's because he's keeping her green, the guy is playing Runescape all day today and he just wiggles his mouse on the work laptop every 15 minutes so his Skype status doesn't become inactive".

by qwerty732 January 5, 2021

Ween Her Off

To dick down your girl with your big hard ween so good she cums so hard her eyes roll back.

Rachel is coming over after work. Imma ween her off tonight good.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Cheaper to Keep Her

When you’re stuck in a miserable marriage, but it would be too costly to go through divorce.

My wife is cheating on me and nagging every day, but if we divorced she would make out with a ton of our money. It’s cheaper to keep her.

by Juicyjeremy January 5, 2023