van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.

Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"

by hernybern March 18, 2024

Glory guzzler

Someone who steals your thunder

Person 1: “ugh John started talking about himself when I mentioned how excited I am of my accomplishment”

Person 2: “jeez, what a glory guzzler@

by Peptobismol!! April 19, 2024

Shin Guzzler

A hole large enough to guzzle ones shin

"hey Todd, chout for that Shin Guzzler, fall in that and you done brek yer ankle"

by r04dk1LL April 30, 2024

Epi guzzling

The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract fresh sperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.

Dan: Bro I didn’t know your girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night!

Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?

by AMadHat September 16, 2024

cum guzzling maniac

Three words, discern what each of them mean and then proceed to apprehend the term as a whole.

It's entirely possible there are cum guzzling maniacs waiting on the other side of that door.

by neizel January 23, 2025

Cum guzzling thundercunt

Your mum

Your mums a cum guzzling thundercunt

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

cum-guzzler

Cum-guzzler could be used in roughly the same way as "dickrider". Basically, someone who likes something to the extent that they'd constantly bring them up and annoy the fuck out of others. It could be also used to describe someone that likes someone when the feeling isn't mutual.

1. Sophie is so fine oml
2. Stop being a cum-guzzler, Finn. She doesn't even know you

by iloveguzzlingcum February 22, 2025