Peter Griffin Funnies

Peter griffin funnies are very funny!!!!!!!!!

Joe: Hey peter your Peter Griffin Funnies were funny
Peter: Yes my peter griffin funny was funny

by Joe swanson (real) April 25, 2022

griffinning

To griffin: to hold a significant amount of tension in the toes and foot. Could occur willingly or through spasm.

My flip flop broke so I was griffinning all the way home to keep it on.

A:I saw this special on tv about this woman who had no arms!
B: Woah, I bet her feet hurt from griffinning like all the time! Griffinning to eat her food, griffinning to drive the car and like etcetra...
A: Yeah, but she must be used to it by now.

by Dr. Sloane August 06, 2009

griffin liner

a man who rapes zebras

The griffin liner hurt the zebra.

by a man who rapes dogs June 17, 2015

Griffin's theory

Once a minion always a minion. once touched a minion always touched a minion

have your heard of Griffin's theory bro its so deep it kinda makes me cry a little

by fradern June 27, 2021

Cumming Penis Griffin

something ecstatic

OH CUMMING PENIS GRIFFIN

by CtrlK July 06, 2023

Griffin Clem

If you ever meet a Griffin Clem then you probably met the only one on earth, he is kinda strange and a MASTER COCK SLINGER, HE LOVES CHARIZARDING AND WILL SLAY YOUR FEEBLE PUSSY WHETHER YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ONE OR NOT!!! I would know (I'm a guy by the way, he is gay)

“YO DUDE, I WAS JUST ‘DONE BY’ GRIFFIN CLEM AND NOW I HAVE MORE THAN 1 HOLE TO POOP OUT OF!!!”

by Smaeul July 11, 2024

pulling a griffin

eating whenever you feel anything, like being mad sad or just eating more than you should.

Wow, he's like 300lbs... Do you think hes pulling a griffin right now?

by `2167y84 July 24, 2019