2005 golf

A car driven by only the most intelligent, upstanding citizens. Must be wine red. Most are bought by the driver's mothers who also pay for their insurance, motor tax etc.

"Ah did you see that fella driving around in the 2005 Golf?"

"Heard his mammy bought it for him."

by Golf_luver November 19, 2016

Golf banana

A Total live time with the boys, banging heads, hoes and whole In ones all in a day

Last night me and the broskis had a blast a golf banana, you should have come

by Jlaxative January 18, 2019

Golf stick

Another word used for a golf stick, completely acceptable to use instead of calling it a club. Because who the hell cares, they are the same thing, and a hockey stick is a stick not a club so a golf club can be called a god damn golf stick too.

Hey man pass me that “golf stick”.

by STFUIYKYK May 12, 2019

Golfing

lowkey way of saying that you're gonna smoke weed. Used around teachers/parents/bosses to talk about weed in public.

Person 1: "Yo you look high as fuck."
Person 2: "Shh I was golfing."

by dumbdefs October 27, 2017