God

A thing Christians believe in. What? Did you expect a rant that is two essays long saying that the Christians are mere fools and how God is a sadist in a view of an Atheist's eyes?

Christian: I believe in god
Atheists: STFU god dosen't exist, the world is created due to the Big Bang theory.

by ekoa192 January 26, 2020

God

The big man upstairs.

John: Who stole my milk?
Bob: It was probably god.

by BobTheBoss August 10, 2020

God

1. A Omnipresent, Omnipotent, and Supernatural being that ascends through time and space, an almighty being, the ruler of the universe. You, yes all of you mortals must worship this being for it is your love and life. A female god is called a goddess.

2. Someone who’s the best at something.

EX1. P1: Hey, what God do you worship?
P2: I don’t worship anything.
P1: oh

EX2. Wow! Whoever made this is a god! I would worship this guy who made this literally!

by Sylvetube February 19, 2018

God

A lot of people's imaginary friend.

If an adult has an imaginary friend, their mad. If lots of people believe, it's called believing in God.

by Atheist101 May 11, 2021

god

Joshua Hong

No further explanation is needed

"god is definitely a man and his name is Joshua Hong - user KIHYUNCOOCHIE on twitter"

by Coochielick3r69 October 4, 2019

God

Chuck Norris:
1. Brought light.
2. Brought life.
3. Brought a roundhouse kick to the face.

None needed. It's Chuck Norris. GOD.

by Grind Graves January 4, 2008

God

The Creator of Earth, Life, and everything we know.

I go to church to worship God, and after that, i had a Daft Punk concert to go to.

by Bri(:]) December 25, 2007