goalmine

A goal that will require setting different stages and sub-goals in order to hit. This is a goal that cannot be hit with a one-off action such as quitting a certain thing or changing a certain part of your diet. Typically, this is something associated with training or practice to get to, such as sports or business achievements with multiple barriers between you and doing it. Often times, goals fail because they are goalmines and not singular goals.

Faith said that running a marathon, while currently only running on the treadmill, would be a goalmine

by n8nycguitarist March 4, 2024

goalie’d

In ice hockey, when a team loses a game solely because the opposing goaltender played really well, they are said to have been “goalie’d”.

Our team played well last night but lost 2-1 after getting absolutely goalie’d by Joe NHL.

by dudenature306 March 2, 2025

Goalproof

A seemingly objective standard of evidence that is, by its very nature, impossible to meet in the given context. The goal is the lack of proof; it's a criterion designed to be perpetually unfulfilled, thereby permanently protecting a belief from disconfirmation. It’s the ultimate defensive rhetorical fortification.

Goalproof Example: A conspiracy theorist claims, “The government is run by lizard people. Any document or expert saying otherwise is part of the cover-up, so the only goalproof would be a lizard person voluntarily revealing itself on live TV.” Since this will never happen (by their own definition of the cover-up), their belief is rendered unfalsifiable and “proven” by the lack of proof.

by Dumuabzu February 8, 2026

Goalposting

Pretending to know something, but you don’t.

Stop goalposting, you wasn’t even there…

by Ol’Jawn October 17, 2025

knob goalie

Interference by a third party when your attempting to get laid.

It was hitting in this chick when her "knob goalie" friend showed up.

by drilldoe November 30, 2013

Tas Goals

Tas Goals is more than goals, its amazing. It's the best thing that you can see or do.

"Hey have you seen Susan's new shoes?" "Yeah they're Tas Goals!'

by gossip girl 108 October 14, 2015

potato goals

 potato goals is a being who superior. possibly a queen. Anyone with a ship name is automatically in "potato goals"

Ex.-'Jaron'

that not only being a potato queen makes you potato goals but being a potato captain as well

"Did you see Jaron & Mags over there? They are literally 'Potato Goals'."

by potato.goals October 15, 2015