shaky goat

Someone who has blonde facial hair and should shave and shakes from smoking too much weed

person 1 'oh my god did you see how much he was shaking in that test today?'
person 2 'Yes! He's such a shaky goat'

by 8-| January 7, 2009

The Malawian Goat

When you are taking a girl from behind, stand on her calves like a goat who is standing on any steep surface and shout very loud and sexy goat noises in her ear.

Her: "Babe, I still can't walk".
Him:" Guess we shouldn't have done the Malawian goat last week".

by ReliantRobin February 1, 2021

Norwegian Field Goal

A sexual position common in Minnesota. When you are in a walk-in fridge with a girl and are about to bang, you put her legs up over your shoulders (replicating field goal posts), call an audible and start jerking off until blasting through her legs and on to her face. At the point of impact you smack her in the face with a dead salmon and either yell "he splits the uprights!" or "field goal!". Traditionally done while wearing a Vikings helmet.

Sven: Hi there, can I get some banana peppers on my turkey club?

Shantrelle: Uh, yea, you see I can't get that for you right now. You see, we is all out of them up here and I can't get into the walk-in fridge cause Lars is in there about to kick a Norwegian Field Goal all over Monique's face.

by Brett Fava Beans September 2, 2010

Goat Whore

A female that is a worthless whore and who's freedoms and rights, is less than or equal to that of a goat.

Get down and suck my cock, you Goat Whore.

by TheRapistIsHere June 26, 2012

goatse

1) To cause someone to inadvertantly navigate to the website of the same name

1) I thought it was link for Amazon, but after I clicked the link at work I realized I have been goatse'd.

by Bob Goatse September 30, 2002

Goaker

a Goat Fucker

Person 1: Dude Bob seems like a nice guy we should ask him to play poker with us.

Person 2: Nah man I heard he's a goaker

Person 1: thats nasty man

by Hash Browney June 23, 2009

Goat milk IV: Nun-of your business

A hardcore porno involving goats covered in blueberry jam, nuns, barbed wire and a rounded off crucifix. These series of disgusting events lead to describe any situation that is extremely disgusting or deviant. only the first part of the title is used in a description.

How to use Goat milk IV: nun-of your business
Whoa did you see that chick?

Yeah she is soO goat milk!

by Flippy the cowgirl March 19, 2010