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shift gears

When a man has to shift his cock and balls from time to time in order to avoid a ballwedgie.
When I sleep my cock and balls get moved around alot and sometimes I have to shift gears and pull my cock and balls out from between my legs.
by MJPDII August 6, 2003
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all the gear, no idea

When someone is operating an piece of machinery or a vehicle, usually expensive, with no idea what they're doing.
"That kid just destroyed his clutch trying to do a burnout. All the gear with no idea."
"Look, now he has the hood up taking things apart. Should we tell him the clutch isn't in the engine?"
"......no."

"My brother just spent over eighty grand on a sailboat."
"Has he ever sailed?"
"He went canoeing when he was 10. Once. He flipped the canoe."
"All the gear, no idea"

idiot
by BNox June 15, 2016
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Gear Down

To relax, or to calm down; usually used as the "last word" in a conversation; usually used to take the tension out of a situation, causing each person to smile and realize they are being an idiot.
Examples of usage:
Example #1:

Jonathan: "Sarah, what did you do with my bib shorts? I told you I needed them for today's ride!"
Sarah: "Gear down, they're in the dryer."

Example #2:
Guy #1: "What's up with your outfit? Did you get dressed in the dark?"
Guy #2: "Gear down."
by Lucy13 August 1, 2009
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Geared Up

Your ready for sex.
Jon is all geared up for his girl tonight.
by Justin February 20, 2004
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gearvalanche

When a pile or mound of over-stacked sporting goods gear in a closet or a shelf collapses all over the floor.
If you add one more Nalgene to that shelf, it'll cause a gearvalanche!
by Stanley P. August 24, 2005
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brown gears

poo'ing on the surface below your feet and running on the spot... get faster until you fall over hence gears..
repeat this until you are coverd in poo.
works especially well with runny poo
(brown noise is advised)
brown gears ?!?!
yehh goin on it now
by james skit October 10, 2007
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Light-gear

A certain way to travel in the future. Uses shoes with flames to fly around. It will make you SUPER-FLY, especially in webkinz world
Valerie used her new Light-gear to travel to Laura's house. She enjoys traveling with them, it makes her feel cool!
by Wenis9394 June 10, 2008
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