geek squad 

The laughing stock of businesses in the PC world. Run by a bunch of idiots reading off Microsoft's website. Charging a whooping $90 for a simple harddrive format(no joke). Rivaled by Alienware as the biggest bunch of liars and scammers under the sun who claim to fix any problem but can't tell a graphics card from a sound card. Employees consist of 22-27 year old dropout losers who claim to be smart with PCs but in reality have as much knowledge as a pile of dogshit. Merged with Best Buy recently to become one ultimate corporate fuckstick. If you use Geek Squad you are a fucking idiot who doesn't deserve a PC and sucks major amounts of corporate dick.

Bringing your PC in to Geek Squad is the equivalent of getting your car repaired at a dealership.

See also: Crock of shit, scam, waste of money.

The very fact that the Geek Squad has been in business all these years really scares me and makes me wonder how many stupid people are actually out in this world.

geek squad by fuck you asshole May 20, 2007

Geeksexual 

A flaccid, slovenly, and pasty guy, who has a single-minded passion for a scientific or technical pursuit. A socially inept man, that does not display clues of traditional sexual orientation, but rather comes off as non-sexual.

See that Spock look-a-like, mouth agape and drooling, while playing World of Warcraft... yeah... geeksexual.

Geeksexual by Zoyx October 28, 2005

geek-soldier 

A geek who, after playing enough FPS, believes he/she is fit to join the Army. Possesses just enough mental instability to get in. Ironically, the time spent pwning n00bs has made them pale, frail and physically unfit.

The Canadian Armed Forces reserve is full of geek-soldiers and tools.

geek-soldier by AlexeiB. February 26, 2005

geek 

source of scoring premium HD porn

porn reformation: going cold turkey, chastity

I need some porn. geek will hook me up

so much porn so inured. geek will extricate me

geek by brazenlee March 8, 2012

Geekin' out 

to freak out when high off of marijuana or to just be extremely high and just wigging out.

Yo dude, I'm SO high. I'm totally geekin' out! Totally toasted.

Geekin' out by Lindsay BB October 12, 2007

geek 

1. a nerd with (some twisted variation of) social skills.

2. Someone who has an obsession with computers and/or whose life cconsists of computer related tasks

3. someone with a greater than normal computer skills.

a nice geek helped me set up my printer and explained how to use the inernet to me last night. charming fellow, really.

geek by DBRobinson August 3, 2003

Geek 

1. Not socially inept.
2. One who is extremely interested and knowledgeable about computers, electronics, technology, and gadgets.
3. A person with an unusual or odd personality.

1. The boy stuttered geekishly while trying to meet new people at the party.
2. Being on the robotics team and whiz in computer class, Charlie was known around school as a geek.
3. She was acting like a complete geek when she snorted when she laughed.

Geek by The Lemon Hunter July 7, 2005