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National Eat Garbage Day 

Everyone has to try together and eat as much crap as they can
Boy “What day is it today
Girl “National Eat Garbage Day”

Mexican Garbage Bag 

Tom: You smokin' with Joey tonight?
Tim: Yeah man, he's got a straight up mexican garbage bag.

Savage Garbage 

Basically a complete piece of shit but funny af and not in a good way. A person who who has no regard for social norms and enjoys being a complete weirdo. Enjoys making others feel uncomfortable and makes every statement possible a sexual innuendo. Also see tongue punch and Nikolai
After drinking beers with his bros all night and then tongue punching his ex-girlfriend later, that Savage Garbage went to his parents house to puke out the poison because he didn't want to sully his toilet before taking a poo at his house. He is a true Nikolai.

Jerkin' Off In The Garbage

V. (Jakin' Aff In Da Gabage)Always spoken in an imitation "Jersey Accent." Refers to one who is neglecting there responsibilities to a group of people, leaving the others to assume they were abandoned for some unknown, obscure reason.
Dean: Hey guys where is James, did he bail on us?

Nick: That bastard, he's probably sittin' over in the corner there, jerkin' off in the garbage.

human garbage disposal/can 

someone who eats almost any leftover,spoiled,old,or just nasty food.
When you get stoned you turn into the human gaarbage disposal.

hot garbage 

Extremely foul smelling fart, usually created by a mix of beer and foods including but not limited to garlic, broccoli and beans, that slowly creeps across a room and lingers in the nostrils. Usually of the Silent but Deadly variety. Reminds you of the vicious, rotting scent of your trash cans waiting to be picked up on the hottest day of summer.
My stomach is a mess today- can you smell that hot garbage?
hot garbage by Cleo Patra September 5, 2008