keyboard grease

A build up of food grease that occurs when you are being a massive vagina and use a keyboard instead of a mic to comunicate when eating.

Andy: Oh no, i've got keyboard grease!
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.

by dah commie monster October 28, 2013

wolf grease

The natural lubricant that allowed your butt hole to stretch when taking a big poop

After joe takes a crap in a construction site Porto-potty in the middle of summer. He has to go back two hours later to re-whip the lingering “wolf grease”

by What’s your name… Fuck u Toni June 12, 2021

el-bro grease

A racist term employed by rich people to refer to the practice of hiring blacks or Mexicans to do work that they feel is beneath them. The "el," in "el-bro grease" means "the" in Spanish and therefore represents Latinos and "bro" is short for "brother," which is slang for an African or African-American.

My good man! That was a smashing round of golf. Whoa! What did you shine the rims of your Lexus with? Dog shit? Might I recommend a full-service car wash where they will use plenty of el-bro grease to polish those to a sterling luster?

by Genital Colon Bowel November 7, 2012

Trucker's Grease

A nasty, greasy skid mark or shit stain created from excessive and repeated release of wet farts and flatulence and Moose Jelly while in a seated position for an extended period of time. Trucker's Grease may also be created from or enhanced by poor wiping of the anus and occurs when the underwear ride up deeper and deeper into the ass crack from squirming and moving about in the seated position.

Jerry packed his bag for the long drive to California. He threw in extra underwear as he anticipated the long dive and hours in the seated position would combine with a nasty road diet of fast food resulting in a lot of Trucker's Grease.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014

porch grease

The slippery substance that jigaboo's leave behind on the edge of their porch whenever they overdose on crack rock and fall to the ground.

I slipped on something and fell when trying to collect rent from that porch monkey.. It smells like ass so I can't tell if its dog shit or some porch grease.

by eGod March 12, 2003

Three Days Grease

Having gone three or more days without a shower, usually due to time consuming activities that have prevented you from taking one, like:staying up late working on school papers, (esp. procrastinated ones) sex, etc.

Friend: Wow, you're all dirty, have you taken a shower recently?
Me: No, I've been running on three days grease because of that term paper...

by apw93 April 25, 2009

carmel grease

An abraisive grease like substance that magically forms in your ass crack on a hot day. Causes chafing, and general malaise and bad attitude. If not taken care of early, rusults in a Picasso (see Picasso)

Damn, I've got some mean carmel grease brewing.......

You should have seen the Picasso in my shorts from the carmel grease.

by Waky October 5, 2006