A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.
One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.
One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."
examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."
examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".
by Omri April 27, 2005
Get the If my grandma had wheelsmug. A song by Señora Lanza.
Lyrics:
She’s my grandma (x2)
And she doesn’t shut her trap (x2)
I take it four, five minutes
But after six I say
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Lyrics:
She’s my grandma (x2)
And she doesn’t shut her trap (x2)
I take it four, five minutes
But after six I say
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Guy: My favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody. What about you?
Señora Lanza fan: I prefer shut your face, grandma
Señora Lanza fan: I prefer shut your face, grandma
by asthomasa May 1, 2020
Get the Shut your face, grandmamug. by Lee Holland September 17, 2003
Get the Grandma Bake me a cakemug. by Times Square Karl June 11, 2006
Get the bust a nut in grandma's buttmug. pot.
"Where can I get a slice of grandma's birthday cake?"
"I'm dying for a big fat slice of grandma's birthday cake"
Grandpappy's cough syrup = booze
Grandma's birthday cake = pot
"I'm dying for a big fat slice of grandma's birthday cake"
Grandpappy's cough syrup = booze
Grandma's birthday cake = pot
by jasperburger June 4, 2009
Get the A slice of grandma's birthday cakemug. 
A grandma that is so extra and picky that she is mentally 14 years old, you can see her procrastinating and being problematic the majority of the time
Person: gosh I have such a 14 year old grandma
Person 2: omg really all I’ve seen her do is sleep, complain and play candy crush!
Person 2: omg really all I’ve seen her do is sleep, complain and play candy crush!
by The420microwave January 4, 2022
Get the 14 year old grandmamug.