Fucktard 

An ingenious contraction of the words fucking and retard. Used often to insult each other while playing online in Halo.

"You shot Church you teamkilling fucktard!" -Tucker- Red vs. Blue Episode 8

Fucktard by Anonymous August 8, 2004

fucktard 

a mentally challenged person that is used for sex (generally by "norms")

"I love to bang my fucktard, he or she doesn't waste time on foreplay. Pants down, coupling commences!"

fucktard by Louis Cyphre November 4, 2007

fucktardation

Coming too late due to coming too late. A valid explanation for being late for an appointment as a result of having had a sexual encounter, if;

-the individuals being addressed respect the nature of the sexual act
-no relatives were entangled
(-Miley Cirus was attempted deported to North Korea, at least in someone's mind)

Man#1: Why are you 6 hours and 9 minutes late? We were going to the State Prison to throw fortune cookies over the wall!

Man#2: My most thorough apologies, I experienced a moderate case of fucktardation. She had the looks of Megan Fox.

You? Still going dry?

Man#1: FML. You are free of blame.

M#1: Ah, there you are, fucktard.
M#2: Yeah, your sister was too butterfaced to be quicky with.
M#1: Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

fucktardation by hareutz August 5, 2009

Fucktard 

People who flame others on urban dictionary.

Heehee Chris is such a faggot! He can't get laid! I'm gonna beat him up in-real!

Fucktard by tt February 18, 2003

Fucktard 

To be really fucking retarded

If you are conor smale you are a "fucktard

Fucktard by anthony nichols February 4, 2009

Fucktard 

Fuck and retard conjoined. Often referring to people such as handy douches, such as: Justin Bieber, Kanye West, and those guys who use your face jokes too often (and your mom jokes)

Example 1
Guy1: Oh thats funny!
Guy2: Your face is funny!!!!
Guy1: God dammit, Fuck, your such a FUCKTARD!

Example2
Guy1: Do you know how high mount Everest is?
Guy2: Your mom!!
Guy1: Can you be more of a FUCKTARD??!

Fucktard by SmitheeFuckTard December 26, 2009

fucktard 

1. A contraction of 'fucking' and 'custard'.

2. Custard employed as a lubricant in the act of copulation.

Mother: It's stewed apples and custard for pudding, dear!
Son: Fucktard again?

Mother: Okay big boy. Slide it in!
Son: Hold it right there Mother, I'll just get the fucktard.

fucktard by AThousandCuts May 27, 2010