Embryo Fried Rice

The act of eating a womens embryo without permission deliciously mixed with peas, egg and rice to create a scrumptious snack

I had some Embryo Fried Rice last night, it made my evening

by fetus-queen November 2, 2019

The Fried Jack

The act of taking a friend's hand, and jerking yourself off with your friend's hand, leaving the semen on your penis, aging it, and eating the dick cheese

Kyle: Hey Brian, want to do The Fried Jack?

Brian: No, do you remember last time, Mom will kill us.

by Lord Headass 69420 February 28, 2020

Kentucky Fried Chicken

What is Kentucky Fried Chicken? It means KFC, the abbreviation. Yes, this is accurate.

Mum, when will we go to Kentucky Fried Chicken?

by Elina Lin July 21, 2020

air fried

(Adj.) A term used to describe someone who has recently improved their appearance by toning up or dropping a few LB’s. The thinking behind this phrase is comparable to someone who could previously be thought of as deep fried chicken (heavy/greasy) but now appears to be more like air fried chicken (more healthy/light than before).

Example #1: Damn Amy, you’re looking air fried! Have you been hitting the gym?

Example #2: Ally how did you get so air fried? Are you doing those protein shakes as meal replacements or something different?

Example #3: Wow Julie! That 40-day no sugar cleanse has you lookin air fried!

by 2 FunnyAss Teacher Gals August 6, 2020

Sigma Fried

Nickname for the fraternity Sigma Pi

Other nicknames: E.N., 32 Gang

My friend’s in Sigma Fried.

Oh so he be smokin that pack?

Most definitely.

by Papayao08 October 22, 2020

Kentucky Fried Bumhole

When you’re giving your black sister it up the bum, you pull out and spunk on a boneless fillet, before impregnating her with the creamy fillet.

Ronald McDonald: Hey Colonel, last night I was pounding your wife - I gave her the Kentucky Fried Bumhole
Colonel Sanders: Whoah, cmon Ronald, my wife is your step daughter

by Langdon Fertility Clinic October 10, 2020

Deep fried cap

comes from the word 'cap' which means a lie or a false statement. deep fried cap is an egregious lie, a statement so false it is insulting to even speak it.

guy 1: No joke I hooked up with Ashley last night
guy 2: thats deep fried cap no way you could

by comediccough December 1, 2020