Flapjack

A woman's breast when lying on their backs appears flat and similar to a pancake or flapjack.

When my woman was flat on her back, all I saw were flapjacks!

by big daddy ron August 23, 2006

ass flap

A piece of cloth (usually a dark color, most likely black) with a logo or picture of a band on it that hangs over a "punk" persons ass, therefore supposedly showing their undying gratitude for the band. Can also be worn over frontal region, in which it is called a "cock flap", even on females.

1Dude, look at that wannabe punk rocker! He's wearing an ass flap!
2Yeah, and a cock flap too!
1What a tard.

by BentBackTulips January 2, 2009

beef flap

the dangling lips of a massive meat hole that hang down like a turkey gobbler, often seen after the ham wallet has been thoroughly demolished

After I maxed that bitch last night, i sliced off some tender-ass beef flap for us to throw on the Weber tomorrow.

by Matt kaufman December 8, 2006

Flap Jack Surprise

When one takes his/her soiled underwear and then precedes to take their underwear off, facing the soiled portion towards the other persons chest and slapping it on their chest.

"Did you hear about Sally getting a Flap Jack Surprise the other night from Tom?"

by Awesome Pants March 28, 2007

Ass-flap

A tag of skin on the anus sometimes left behind by a resolved ass-grape.

Her ass-flap was a sign that she was predisposed to ass-grapes, but I sodomized her anyway.

by UberCyberBeast August 1, 2008

Cat Flap

The anus, especially in reference to anal sex.

Origin: picture the female perineum in the missionary position, and note the orientation of the vulva relative to the anus. Observce the similarities with the typical orientation of the front door and the cat flap in a house.

Other parallels regarding size and ease of human access further strengthen this metaphor.

"I've got the painters in this week, but you can go in through the cat flap if you like"

by EugeneUK September 28, 2008

Flapjack

Similar to a butherface, although less extreme. Her body is above average, but her face is below average, therefore, you must flip her over to fully enjoy the sex. More extreme measures, ie the paper bag, are not necessary.

John: She'a a 5, I think you were a little liberal with the 6.5. She's kind of a butherface.
Eric: No she's not, cause a butherface is a stunning body and an awful face, she's got an okay body and a less than okay face.
John: Yea, you probably gotta flip her over to enjoy the sex though, like a pancake.
Eric: Yea you're right, she's not a butherface, she's a flapjack.

by Eric Gunn John Carney December 20, 2007