bandit flaps

The flaps tailors cut in the back of suit jackets, ostensibly for ventilation, but actually to allow arse bandits easier access. Most modern jackets have either one or two bandit flaps upon them, but traditional, well cut and stylish jackets will have nothing to do with this bizarre practice.

"Look at the bandit flaps on that guy's jacket!"

by Anonymous Cheesemonger January 27, 2006

flop

When someone bails on you at the last minute.

"I can't believe she flopped on me."

by J.C September 2, 2005

whatever flips your ship

A clever play off of "Whatever floats your boat."
Used as a reply to a ludicrous sounding idea or statement.

"Hey man, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go get some popcorn."
"Whatever floats your boat."

"Hey man, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go nuke your goldfish in the microwave."
"Whatever flips your ship."

by JasmineOfAgrabah January 30, 2010

flopson

Someone who lacks the ability to get 'it' up.

Jenny: "I pulled this guy last night, but sent him home...he was such a flopson!"

by SongBillong April 13, 2009

Flop Top

A flop top is a term used by idiotic year 10 boys. It involves touching a fellow students upper genitals (titties) and making an upward motion, jiggling their titties around. This is not a gay term, but is used to express friendship and care for one another.

I Flop Topped my friends nipples and got a burst of excitement.

by MC_DEVILZ May 8, 2018

Party Flaps

the reproductive organ of a woman aka the dolphin

Hey girl. Show me them Party Flaps

by zombie eater September 13, 2013

Flip Flop

1. When you can't stay on one side of an argument or situation
2. When you try to be cool with everyone

3. When you're arguing with someone but the next moment you're kissing ass with them.

Daniel is just another flip flop with the guy who's been bullying him for years.

by NTNitingale August 18, 2020