Faux ' pu

When you're unsure if you need to poo, let off a little steam then you no longer need to poo.

William was sure he had to poo but it is temporarily a "faux ' pu"

by Kmz91695 May 8, 2023

faux celebrity

People who are "famous" for absolutely no legitimate reason. Reality TV "stars" and YouTube "stars" are the primary demographic for faux celebrity status because their only real claim to fame is from playing out (usually) scripted, idiotic life scenarios for the sole entertainment of the masses that eat it up like an ice cream sundae. They generally get paid big money for creating garbage viewing.

YouTubers and Reality TV people aren't "real" celebrities. They're a faux celebrity because there's no real reason for them to be famous.

by Mysteh September 20, 2022

Faux-waiian

A Faux-waiian is a person that portends to be Hawaiian even if they have never been to the islands. They are often seen with Hawaiian Island and or turtle stickers on their vehicles.

Dave is such a faux-waiian, he acts like he is from the islands even though he has never left Detroit.

by please-me-please January 2, 2012

faux fresh

Cornbread that is topped with butter and microwaved. It's like it's fresh, but it's not.

Can sometimes refer to any room temperature food that is revamped via butter and microwave. But mostly just cornbread.

They have cornbread in the dining hall today! Faux fresh time!!

by madam333 January 22, 2011

faux fall

When it isn’t summer but it’s too hot for fall. Faux Fall🍂🍃

The calendar says the season changed to fall, stores are advertising cozy sweaters, everything pumpkin spiced and football games but it’s still a sweltering 90 degrees out, that’s Faux Fall, y’all. ☀️🥵

by Saltyseagal October 4, 2020

faux kisses

When you kiss a mirror, and it looks like you are kissing yourself.

I caught Doug doing faux kisses and he was really getting into it. Should we talk to him about it?

by JuggaMD August 5, 2017

Faux

Code word used for a drug. Means fake but actually real, totally throwing anyone else listening or reading off the trail. Fun because you can just be anywhere openly talking about it or even yell out to a friend to bring you some “FAUX!”

Did you know? Mary Beth’s nickname is faux.

Faux faux faux, merry christmas!

by FreakyFelonFriday February 6, 2021