basement farmer 

Someone who grows their own weed, usually indoors.

#1: Dudeness, this weed is the bomb.
#2: It's nice to be a basement farmer.
#1: I'm in ur basement smokin ur weed.

basement farmer by jevanyn January 13, 2010

Tard-Farmer 

When someone you know is driving a tractor and has their phone in their back pocket and pocket texts you over and over for an hour without realizing it.

Guy 1: What are all these stupid ass texts that make no sense about?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I left my phone in my back pocket while I was using the excavator and I must have text you on accident.

Guy 1: Well lock your keypad you stupid tard-farmer.

Tard-Farmer by El Davo XXXIV September 12, 2011

snail farmer 

What you tell your friends you do for a living to explain all the snail trails left by a ladies juices all over your dress shirt because she used your face as a saddle before going out for the evening.

Sorry I'm late guys.... Oh my shirt... I am a snail farmer now, didn't I tell you?

snail farmer by SnailFarmer September 20, 2013

pearl farmer 

When a man complains a lot, one says he has a vagina. When he complains even more it means he has sand in his vagina. But when a man continues to complain, he slowly turns that grain of sand into a pearl. Therefore becoming a "pearl farmer".

Nick: "Man, this sucks, I just moved that yesterday, now they want me to move it again today. My fucking back is killing me"
Jerry: "Dude, quit being such a pearl farmer and just fuckin' move it."

pearl farmer by sorebackmothafucka November 27, 2007

pig farmer

Any person who wears overalls with no T-Shirt and a straw hat, holds a pitch fork in one arm and lacks many teeth. Also owns a pig farm. Sleeps in the mud with his hogs.

Daniel's a fat little pig farmer with a pitch fork twice the size of he himself.

pig farmer by B-Drac August 16, 2003

peanut farmer 

A fool of diminutive mental powers. Your general all purpose village idiot. See also: George Bush.

I can't believe that he thinks Jesus is real, but global warming is a fairy tale. What a peanut farmer.

peanut farmer by Jenny June 18, 2006

Alabama Farmer's Market

AKA an Alabama Family Reunion. Any family get together in the south in which family members attend with the intention of having sex with other family members.

Hey Cletus! I can't wait to go to the Alabama Farmer's Market this weekend and fuck my cousin!

Alabama Farmer's Market by ridespacemountain January 9, 2017