on the farm

When a habitual drug user stops for a period of time, and is in withdrawal. (No drugs available on the farm).

Hey, he's shaking and looks awful. You better get him to the hospital!

Na, he's ok. He's just on the farm.

by Winafew June 29, 2011

Tree Farm

Noun.
Refers to pubic hair/ pubes.

Wow, check out the trimming on my tree farm!

by Offrey J June 17, 2006

Pipe Farm

A metaphorical place you take a chick to pipe.

Friend: I went out with Eileen last night.
Me: Did you take her to the Pipe Farm?

by Pork Tines May 11, 2010

Digital Farm Animals

Emotional Dirt.

www.soundcloud.com/digitalfarmanimals

For example - Digital Farm Animals are so sick have you heard them? they fuse disgusting basslines with sad melodies :( :) ...........Go check them out

by DubstepConnoseur November 26, 2010

Slut Farm

A "slut farm" is an alcohol-serving establishment frequented often by easy women and girls with low standards.

Guy 1: Dude, what are you up to tonight?
Guy 2: I'm headin' out to Crazy Horse.
Guy 1: Don't go there dude, it's a total slut farm.
Guy 2: Yeah, you're right, my boy Mike took one for the team last time.

by Captain Toolshed March 29, 2011

empty farm system

To have no girlfriend or boyfriend prospects. Analogous to the universal baseball reference for romantic relationship events (kissing = first base, etc.).

Bob: I have an empty farm system, dude.

John: What does that mean?

Bob: No prospects...

by Ereck Flowers December 16, 2011

Uterus farm

A woman who's sole purpose in life is farming out her uterus to increase her social assistance payments.

Person 1: Are those all her kids? I thought she was running a daycare.
Person 2: No its just uterus farm.

by benjid December 9, 2012