benjid's definitions
Suburb of the Boonies. Not exactly out in the middle of nowhere... but pretty darn close. People aren't completely hill jacks... but pretty darn close. Still a DQ within reasonable distance.
I was driving to my house this weekend, and a teenager was popping wheelies on his ATV in the middle of the street with oncoming traffic. My wife said: "Well..at least he has a helmet and shirt on."
I responded: "Yeah, we live in the boonieburbs, not the boonies. Oh hey, there is the entrance to the DQ! Woo-hoo, dilly bar time!"
I responded: "Yeah, we live in the boonieburbs, not the boonies. Oh hey, there is the entrance to the DQ! Woo-hoo, dilly bar time!"
by BenjiD February 5, 2008
Get the boonieburbsmug. A prostitute who is hired hastily during a cocaine session with your buddies, who after services rendered, lingers for far too long, due to the unlikely prospect of receiving more cocaine.
Esp. A prostitute with tattoos on her face.
Esp. A prostitute with tattoos on her face.
by benjid December 6, 2012
Get the leftover coke whoremug. A woman who's sole purpose in life is farming out her uterus to increase her social assistance payments.
Person 1: Are those all her kids? I thought she was running a daycare.
Person 2: No its just uterus farm.
Person 2: No its just uterus farm.
by benjid December 9, 2012
Get the Uterus farmmug.