Fapentines Day

When you're alone on Valentines Day so you basically spend the day fapping to Porn.

Happy Fapentines Day!

Scenario 1
Marko: So Bryan you got any plans for Valentines Day?
Bryan: It's another Fapentines Day for me Bro. Jen text dumped 5 days ago. So my plans are being holed up in my room and fapping away.

Scenario 2
Anne: Hey Alice you manage to find a date for Valentines?

Alice: Sadly no, It's Fapentines Day for me. I've already bought my lube and charged up my vibrator. Gonna scrounge porn hub later.

by mrperson123 February 14, 2020

Fapphobic

A person with an irrational fear or aversion to masturbation

Ryan:"It's december 31st time to fap"
John:"Nahh man I'm too lazy"
Ryan:"stop being so fapphobic man"

by FuckTwittards November 1, 2020

Fapphobic

A person who has an irrational fear or general aversion to masturbation

Ryan: Can't wait for Dec. 1st
John: Nahh man I'm too lazy
Ryan: Stop being Fapphobic

by FuckTwittards November 2, 2020

falpestin

means what the heck

what the falpestin

by ASTRO RETAKES November 6, 2020

Fappiest

The joy and happiness that fapping brings

Shawn was the fappiest person I have ever met

by Lil fap January 5, 2021

fappinthroisis

When you hit a girl on the ass but then you say sorry and then you punch her in the face and she calls you daddy while you doing distraction dance from henry stickmin like a fucking 12 year old.

Andrew Bill David Douglas: While I'm milking some cows in my farm, I want to tell you a story... I caused fappinthroisis since I hit a girl on the ass, said sorry, puched her face, she called me daddy while I was doing distraction dance.
Hillbilly Joe: what the fu-

by datboi101lol March 10, 2021

Fappiccino

Masturbating as soon as you wake up in order to energize yourself and start the day

Charlie had a rough night. He wanted to have a good day today though so he started his day with a good fappiccino

by Sw1987 February 11, 2021