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Gammon Flaps 

Used to describe a nasty pussy.
'she is hanging a bit low, looks like she has a right pair of gammon flaps on her'
Gammon Flaps by Rob December 9, 2003
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I'm so hungry, I think imma eat some floops.
Floops by Cantz September 5, 2013

bandit flaps 

The flaps tailors cut in the back of suit jackets, ostensibly for ventilation, but actually to allow arse bandits easier access. Most modern jackets have either one or two bandit flaps upon them, but traditional, well cut and stylish jackets will have nothing to do with this bizarre practice.
"Look at the bandit flaps on that guy's jacket!"
When someone bails on you at the last minute.
"I can't believe she flopped on me."
flop by J.C September 2, 2005

whatever flips your ship 

A clever play off of "Whatever floats your boat."
Used as a reply to a ludicrous sounding idea or statement.
"Hey man, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go get some popcorn."
"Whatever floats your boat."

"Hey man, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go nuke your goldfish in the microwave."
"Whatever flips your ship."
Someone who lacks the ability to get 'it' up.
Jenny: "I pulled this guy last night, but sent him home...he was such a flopson!"
flopson by SongBillong April 13, 2009