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Flash Tard

A person that drives with there turn signal on the entire time they are driving but does not turn.

My deceased Drivers Ed teacher Mr Ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.
Watch out for the flash tard, his blinker has been on for a few miles, he is probably drunk.
by Mikkster78 September 10, 2011
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Flap Flash

Inadvertently showing your vagina to passersby.
When Britney Spears inadvertently showed her pussy while exiting the car in a short skirt, she had an accidental flap flash
by Jake the Trouser Snake July 28, 2017
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Golden Flash

.... wait what is a flash? who the hell even knows!
Go Zips!!! and ... that bird with teeth, what is that supposed to be anyways? what is a golden flash?
by zainea13 December 10, 2009
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flash bang

(verb) When a kid goes crazy late at night and decides to act gay and moons you and shows you his balls.
Joe always flash bangs us at the trampoline
by megagrind May 6, 2006
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cock flash

The act of a male slapping his dick across the face of another male or female
Hey man I totally cock flashed my brother this weekend!
by Ralph bigdick September 17, 2007
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flash mob

Flashmobs, group who are likely less than 1 degree of seperation from each other meet up and attempt to get the media to pay attention, before going back to their subversive blogs.
A furniture store was closed and had to be opened by the manager to allow the "spontaneous" flashmob in. He saw the chance for free advertising and got it with TV news.
by bebble September 4, 2003
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flash bastard

A person who looks at a lot of shitty art in quick progression. This occurs frequently when douche bags want to appear cool and knowledgeable.
1. Everyone on tumblr is a 'flash bastard.'
by Suckmydickorkillme August 12, 2010
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