Facestruate

To look at somebody with an unapproving expression, filled with malice and criticism. Liken to a menstrual period.

Facestruate me one more damn time missy!

by JaceKid October 4, 2025

New Faces

New Faces are an Indie pop band formed in Port Townsend, Washington in 2006. The band has received very good reviews, and won Seattle's local under-21 music compitetion, Sound Off!. They played at the Capitol Hill Block Party 2008 and Bumbershoot 2008 and were well-received both times. The band is also the youngest band to be signed by Seattle-based Loveless Records. The band digitally released two singles off of their first album, "Two Years", on July 22nd, before releasing the full album on August 26th. The band has been aired on Seattle music station 90.3 KEXP and on 107.7 The End).

Hey, are you going to the New Faces concert tonight? I know I am.

by The Fool On The (Capitol) Hill October 18, 2008

Trading faces

When sending many Snapchats of one's face to a person but never saying anything

Guy 1: Were you snapping that girl last night?

Guy 2: Yea I just didn't know what to talk about so we were just trading faces

by Thatwestsidestudent October 5, 2016

SAD FACES CLUB

group formed by disappointed people whose faces are like :(

i just joined sad faces club :(

by SAD FACES CLUB June 5, 2019

toe faeces

The shit that is left in-between your toes after work that stinks

These toe faeces

by Tony toe sucker January 9, 2020

Platonic facesitting

A dynamic physical activity involving two people, definitionally neither sexual nor romantic in nature, characterized by the uke adopting a superior position relative to the other participant, who, depending on circumstances, is described by theorists as the nage, tori, or shite. Lingual stimulation is neither necessary nor sufficient for an act to constitute platonic facesitting, but it has been observed with increasing frequency in the decades since the publication of the Henry Miller's "The Smile at the Foot of the Ladder", considered by Australian art critics to be the seminal text in the study of the phenomena. See for criticism the works of the Jakarta Nihilists, who argue, with shocking abruptness, that platonic facesitting is neither possible nor desirable.

I saw Sally and John engaged in platonic facesitting at the beach last Thursday. John used to talk about standing up for women's liberation, now he approaches the project from a different posture.

by TROPICAL_THEORY September 26, 2022

many faces

A handsome man with 5 faces and 5 moms

charlotte: many faces is so handsome, right lily
lily: yes I wish I could date him

by isaacool12 October 12, 2023