The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

Emotional

An odd state of confusion, usually resulting in either some form of mania or depression. Though, many people say these cannot possibly exist. A human does not "feel", as they are incapable of doing so. Basically, "emotional" is a word spawned by an evil imagination of dark fantasy.

Speaking the word itself is a taboo for men within America.

"Emotional? Isn't that that one kid who cries and listens to bad music?"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

emotional discharge

n.1. an outpouring of "emotion";

n.2. a very polite way of saying ejaculation/orgasm

"dude, andrew had an intense emotional discharge when he saw dan at the sushi restaurant last night."

by mingkai July 2, 2008

Emotionally Constipated

Finding yourself in a position where you just don’t give a shit!

emotion emotions emotionally constipated given up don’t care

Kirk was told he was getting fired, but felt emotionally constipated about the situation!

by PameLegend June 18, 2019

Emotional Intelligent-Less

A dumbass. Can't think, talk, or be personable because they lack something...specifically BALLS.

Look at Clif over there, what a dumb fuck... He's emotional intelligent-less...

If his nuts were any smaller they'd be invisible.

by Wobert B December 4, 2020

emoticonotional

1: of or relating to emoticons
2: excessive use of emoticons

Laura: "I was like all :) and then you ;) so gave you a :* which made you get all >:) so the next thing you know I am :O your \o and you said you were going to :P my (@)now I feel all :D"

Jason: "Stop being so emoticonotional and come see me"

by Burberry Booty Bandit February 22, 2008

emoticontradiction

When someone posts two or more emoticons that completely contradict eachother.

An example of emoticontradiction:

Person 1: I'm a much bigger fan than you!
Person 2: Yeah right! XD ='( =P =S
Person 1: You didn't have to bombard me with smileys! =O XP

by Atomik Spongeface October 10, 2008