The best of female friends. She laughs louder than your sacc of weed at your jokes and makes other girls envious. Shell pop a pill with you, steal for you,kidnap and then kill for you.
by Coffleekid October 20, 2018
An Emily is succubus. A highly attractive girl to the point of being magnetic. Laying eyes on her immeditely puts you under her spell. Its "love" at first sight. But soon enough her raging and irrational antics and behaviour will slowly start to ruin your life. Because you will do or endure anything for her. She will expect your undying loyalty while she runs off for days, putting as many men or women uner her spell as she can. Most eventually push her aside or will not put up with her rage, attitude, lies, and thieving. But the weakest of men or women will continue to take her back and try to "help" her. However you cannot help her for she doesnt see a need to be helped or fixed. She believes she is perfection and even becomes irrationally upset if she does not do any task perfectly. She will consume lethal amounts of drugs and alcohol regularly. She will constantly lie, often even for no logical reason or neccessity. She will steal while rationalizing and justyfing her actions making herself a victim and those trying to love her and be there for her into her victimizers. She will spread rumors and lies that you beat her, steal from her, and screw her over for no reason. She will turn friends against each other by sleeping with all of them and telling all of them that the others are stealing from her, or harming her in some way. When the truth is, shes actually stealing from all of you. Lying to all of you. While turning you all against each other.
-That crazy bitch attacked me with a hammer, and when I grabbed it from her she screamed for me to keep my hands off her, then ran me off with a few of MY things, while screaming to give HER stuff back... Now all the nieghbors think I beat her and stole her things. And some homeless guy that came to her rescue is in my house having intercourse with her.
- Yup, Shes an Emily. For sure.
- Yup, Shes an Emily. For sure.
by Ra The Ghost February 28, 2022
(verb) dating one of your best friend's exes when they aren't cool about it
(noun) the action of dating your best friend's ex when they aren't cool about it
(noun) the action of dating your best friend's ex when they aren't cool about it
by jackieattackie September 17, 2017
An Emily is an amazing person, they are pretty, they are smart, they are blonde, and they are litty, if you ever snag an Emily, never let it go, they are amazing and if you hurt one you will never have the chance to ever see one again, and she is super pretty but doesnt know it, she is super smart and doesnt show it
by Drackonath August 24, 2017
Grammar nazi, loving and ticklish person. One who is good in bed and very fun to be around. Tall and well breasted.
by ActionTrollStudios March 25, 2014
A bitch...
A skank...
A backstabber...
A hoe...
Slutty...
One whose name does not deserve to be capitalized...
A skank...
A backstabber...
A hoe...
Slutty...
One whose name does not deserve to be capitalized...
by ಠ_ಥ November 08, 2016