An Emily

An Emily is succubus. A highly attractive girl to the point of being magnetic. Laying eyes on her immeditely puts you under her spell. Its "love" at first sight. But soon enough her raging and irrational antics and behaviour will slowly start to ruin your life. Because you will do or endure anything for her. She will expect your undying loyalty while she runs off for days, putting as many men or women uner her spell as she can. Most eventually push her aside or will not put up with her rage, attitude, lies, and thieving. But the weakest of men or women will continue to take her back and try to "help" her. However you cannot help her for she doesnt see a need to be helped or fixed. She believes she is perfection and even becomes irrationally upset if she does not do any task perfectly. She will consume lethal amounts of drugs and alcohol regularly. She will constantly lie, often even for no logical reason or neccessity. She will steal while rationalizing and justyfing her actions making herself a victim and those trying to love her and be there for her into her victimizers. She will spread rumors and lies that you beat her, steal from her, and screw her over for no reason. She will turn friends against each other by sleeping with all of them and telling all of them that the others are stealing from her, or harming her in some way. When the truth is, shes actually stealing from all of you. Lying to all of you. While turning you all against each other.

-That crazy bitch attacked me with a hammer, and when I grabbed it from her she screamed for me to keep my hands off her, then ran me off with a few of MY things, while screaming to give HER stuff back... Now all the nieghbors think I beat her and stole her things. And some homeless guy that came to her rescue is in my house having intercourse with her.

- Yup, Shes an Emily. For sure.

by Ra The Ghost February 27, 2022

Emily

A girl who is hot. A guy named Adrain will and still loves her a lot. She has a big butt that jiggles up and down when she walks.

Guy 1:wow! See that girl over there. She’s hot
Guy 2: ya I know that’s Emily
Guy 1: she got a big ass

Guy 2:ya and it jiggles

by Harley Quinn em May 15, 2018

Emily

Autistic midget that likes both genders . she loves a good ride on both 😉.

Man Emily is so small she is a bisexual beast

by Emiky hater October 3, 2018

Emily

A rural canadian woman with a soothing girly voice, a warm heart, sparkly eyes, medium-sized breasts and a beautiful ass. An Emily woman is often best remembered by people for her sweetness towards everyone -- even those who don't owe her anything. Its probably not wrong to say that an Emily is so sweet that she even poops vanilla cupcakes and fresh baked cinnamon rolls.

That woman i've been dating is such an Emily, i wanna marry her tomorrow! No today!

by AM1987 August 8, 2016

an emily

(verb) dating one of your best friend's exes when they aren't cool about it

(noun) the action of dating your best friend's ex when they aren't cool about it

"Man I can't believe she dated your ex after you told her not to. She totally pulled an emily."

by jackieattackie September 17, 2017

Emily

Emily is the sexiest girl to ever meet.

I saw Emily the other day she was sexy as hell

by EGHQ April 1, 2017

Emily

An Emily is an amazing person, they are pretty, they are smart, they are blonde, and they are litty, if you ever snag an Emily, never let it go, they are amazing and if you hurt one you will never have the chance to ever see one again, and she is super pretty but doesnt know it, she is super smart and doesnt show it

"Emily is so pretty" -Literally everyone except her

by Drackonath August 24, 2017