dogfished

When you go out with a girl and she ugly AF without that snapchat dog filter.

Bruh I met this Bitty on Gram the other day. DMed her, met her at the club. Girl was a butterface without that dog filter. SMH dogfished again

by PepeHernandez August 22, 2016

Dogfish

Is when something eats period blood off tampons and pads.

Oi you here about Jonny?

Yeah I heard he’s a bit of a dogfish

by Coonknees November 7, 2018

floober doobin

some one who acts like an idiot, smokes illegal substances, or is a noob at online games

"Hey you floober doobin, give me back my abby whip!"

"Stop huffin my crack you floober doobin! Thats for my after dinner snack!"

by Shtewkitteh June 16, 2009

doobie

a cylinder shaped pillow, that has no other use other then to just sit there and annoy people. Can be lime green in color. Has been known to shed.

Ohhh I have doobie hairs in my bed!

by Janna Manley December 9, 2008

Doodi

Childish word for Penis

"Oh My God, John has a doodi!"

by x_Bunny November 15, 2007

doof

Marijuana, or a marijuana joint.

Someone make a doof.
Do you have any doof?

by Vitamin_X March 12, 2003

Doof

Any form of alcohol.

"Man I love that doof."
"I'm gonna get doofed outta my gord tonight!"
"You doofin' with us tonight!?"
"Get DOOFED!!!"

by Skody September 18, 2005