Bipolar disorder hoarder

A person with bipolar disorder who does not take their medication and goes postal on anyone for anything. Although delutional they are know it alls. They also quote the bible constantly ,also suffering from being a bible thumper, telling everyone they are going to hell even though they were a prostitute,crackhead and a bad mother to the extent that all of their children were taken away and adopted into proper homes. They are often born again Christians.

Dang she's a bipolar disorder hoarder,she needs to take her meds

by Fake it till ya make it June 2, 2015

Burster MFG Disorder

A disorder manifested in a person who believes they are always right, and casually plagiarizes and sucks other commentators off.

I heard Derek had a bit of Burster MFG Disorder, if you get what I'm saying.

by AssBurgerRap April 21, 2019

Cinematic Defecit Disorder

Cinematic Defecit Disorder, commonly known as CDD, is a unfortunate disease that continues to plague moviegoers each and every single day. It lobotomizes their tastes in film, to the point where they're beyond redemption. Please stop CDD :(

Person #1: Collateral was a kickass movie. Tom Cruise gave the performance of his career.
Person #2: Collateral sucked, it was boring. Go see Anacondas instead.
Person #1: -_-

by VGerX2001 September 3, 2004

Attention Defecit Disorder

A.D.D.;- Yet another illness some do-gooders have come up with as an excuse for the actions of today's ignorant, non-caring, couldn't-give-a-shit, benefit-grabbing, fuckwit youths.

Me; Is there a valid reason why you can't work and you're such a sponging loser?
Spotty pizza-faced youth;- I have Attention Defecit Disorder, you bastard! **manages to focus attention for three days on play-station, drugs, alcohol and signing for benefit**

by The English Gent November 20, 2007

Celebrity-Stress-Disorder

A condition experienced by people which causes them to act outrageously or rebelliously. This can be caused by intrusive/incessant paparazzi, their lack of privacy/worldwide attention, and sensationalist tabloids. The severity of the disorder in an individual is directly proportional to their fame (more famous= more stress). Unfortunately, their outrageous/rebellious actions do not expose their dilemma, but only draw more negative attention. :(

Britney Spears' buzz-cut is a clear symptom of Celebrity-Stress-Disorder.

"Bob found another tabloid calling him a bigot." "That isn't going to help his CSD."

by Harry Dicke May 14, 2010

Obsessive Comsmashive Disorder

Illness of the mind in which case you have the unrestrainable urge to beat, break and or smash anything and everything within striking distance, usually acquired when hardcore gaming or while in severely tense or frustrating situations.

don't be near someone when the rage off in there Obsessive Comsmashive Disorder

by Scrin February 5, 2009

Compulsive lol disorder

The over use of the acronym "lol" or "laugh out loud" multiple times in a message or text. Often people who have the condition are not aware of the disorder until diagnosed by a friend, or they read back through the message list and self diagnose it themselves with it.

Friend "Hey what's up?"

you "Nothing much just tidying lol"

Friend "I was just watching that video of that guy on the internet, so funny!"

you "I know lol, I was up watching it last night till late lol. Km really tired now too lol"

Friend "I think you've got compulsive lol disorder..."

you "really? Lol"

Friend "read what your saying..."

you "Oh..."

by silverfin2805 June 13, 2013