by Joseph Heston April 7, 2017

Disney Jr is a channel on your tv thats like disney channel but for people under the age of 7, Its meant for kids but sometimes they curse not really but like misheard it, like when they said “HEY YA F**KING BOY”
Your Older Brother: hey whatcha watchin?
You: Disney Jr
Your Older Brother: Oh Lemme See
You: Ok
Disney Jr: HEY YA F**KING BOY
Your older Brother: *silence*
You: Disney Jr
Your Older Brother: Oh Lemme See
You: Ok
Disney Jr: HEY YA F**KING BOY
Your older Brother: *silence*
by PoopyMcShartingPants October 12, 2022

While on vacation at Disneyland, my girl and I took turns giving Disney Licks while wearing Mickey Mouse ears.
by Paprcuts December 2, 2017

A large corporation that will one day take over all of humanity and turn it into a terrible kids show.
by incontent May 6, 2021

I made you this big breakfast and you only ate a slice of toast, you’re just like a Disney channel teen
by Duckburger January 31, 2022

by Stinkybozo January 18, 2021

Disney "Hey, bud. Whatcha got there?"
Iam "Um... This? Well... This is Star wars... It's got, like, space wizards and robots and intergalactic politics and stuff... And this is Marvel it's got, like, an alcoholic arms dealer with sub-clinical depression and ptsd who murders a bunch of people... AND aliens... And like, a couple of assassins who murder a bunch of people... And a rage monster that murders a bunch of people... And- Well, you get the picture."
Disney "Oh, cool man! Real cool! Give it here. Give it here. I'm gonna give it to my kids. And my wife."
Iam "What- No it's not really for them. It's for, like, men age 16-34 so... It's not even for them."
Disney "What? Nah! They'll love it. Yeah, give it here."
Hym "Yeah, no, I'll kill your kids. I'll kill them with your decapitated head. I'll kill you both and then I'll breed your wife and make NEW kids and then I STILL WON'T GIVE IT TO THEM BECAUSE IT ISN'T FOR THEM! And EVEN THAT would STILL BE LESS BRUTAL... Than the MOST BRUTAL THING... That has ever happened... IN THE THING... You're trying to steal."
Iam "Um... This? Well... This is Star wars... It's got, like, space wizards and robots and intergalactic politics and stuff... And this is Marvel it's got, like, an alcoholic arms dealer with sub-clinical depression and ptsd who murders a bunch of people... AND aliens... And like, a couple of assassins who murder a bunch of people... And a rage monster that murders a bunch of people... And- Well, you get the picture."
Disney "Oh, cool man! Real cool! Give it here. Give it here. I'm gonna give it to my kids. And my wife."
Iam "What- No it's not really for them. It's for, like, men age 16-34 so... It's not even for them."
Disney "What? Nah! They'll love it. Yeah, give it here."
Hym "Yeah, no, I'll kill your kids. I'll kill them with your decapitated head. I'll kill you both and then I'll breed your wife and make NEW kids and then I STILL WON'T GIVE IT TO THEM BECAUSE IT ISN'T FOR THEM! And EVEN THAT would STILL BE LESS BRUTAL... Than the MOST BRUTAL THING... That has ever happened... IN THE THING... You're trying to steal."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
