lesbian dinosaur

a very angry, masculine woman

"damn, your mom is such a lesbian dinosaur"

by joeohnobro March 31, 2022

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Dinosaur Nuggets

Nothing can beat the feeling when your rough tongue touching the crispy edges of the nugget. This feeling is unique and nothing get beat it, its taste is nothing anything can beat. Their shape, waists, eyes, legs and neck are so sexy it makes me aroused. I would honestly marry dinosaur nuggets but it won't be legal, everyone loves dino nuggets. I feel aroused and sexual around dinosaur nuggets, as if they bring an aura and emotion out of me and present it to the whole world like, it's some sort of new 'expensive' supreme shirt they bought off wish for like, $4 dollars. For a summary, Dino nuggets are a legend and a blessing at the same time, if dino nuggets were a human. They would be like Elon Musk.

Mother: *Walks into room* "What are you doing?!"

Y/n: "Jacking off to Dinosaur Nuggets-"

Mother: "What is Dinosaur Nuggets?"

Y/n: "It's a sexy food that is nice and crispy"

by Yourmotherthatssecretlydad April 1, 2022

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chocolate dinosaur

A chocolate confection shaped like a dinosaur. Inexplicably sold during the Easter season. Maybe 'cuz birds are dinos? IDK

"My neice got a chocolate dinosaur on Easter."

"... ... ... Please tell me you're not being facetious."

by Darth Ramious April 1, 2022

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Dinosaur

Dinosaur are animals that most people say they are extinct, but i think that they could still be alive to this day. Just they are hiding out somewhere. They are a lot of peoples favourite animals, including George Pig and yours truly, ME! Dinosaurs are just so cool. They are definitely alive still!

Kid: I love dinosaurs
Person1: Hey kid dinosaurs are DEAD!
Kid: wahhhhhhhhh
Me: no dinosaurs are probably still alive dummy
Person1: oh (feels stupid)

by anonymous December 14, 2020

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