dildo

A large falic object that a femail preferes to vigorusly ram into her vaginal area when a real penis is not avalibal at her disposal. She may even ask for another person to do it for her. Homosexual men prefer to ram this falic tool into their anus.

That is one big fucking dildo!!

by arse hole August 4, 2007

dildoism

The religion of followers of Dildo Hobbes.

"I am a follower of Dildoism, and I worship in my local Weak House. You should join us next week at one of our meetings."

by Anonymous February 3, 2005

frozen turd dildo.

take a steamy dump in a condom. freeze it. and then stick er in the cunt. also known as "the lumpy lad"

frozen turd dildo.

by SDCARR February 14, 2012

dildoo

a frozen turd used as a masterbatory device.

Walter broke up with Kallie when he found the dildoo in her freezer.

by Turdfucker. May 9, 2011

dilda

A female dildo.

GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR FUCKING DILDA! I KNOW YOU HAVE SEXUAL URGES SON BUT STOP NOW WHILE YOU CAN!

by bmo7574 December 21, 2016

dildo

An individual who does not have the competence to live in the real world; an annoyance; a tool

Jon is being a dildo today. God he can be a real bitch sometimes.

by Greek December 28, 2005

dildo

a plastic shlong

since my mom is too fat to get laid, she uses a dildo to 'excite' herself which is kept under the bed

by dr. chazzy chaz February 28, 2004