staining the deck

the act of taking a shit on the pussy

man 1:man i stained the deck last night
man 2:dude fukn nastey, but i love staining the deck

by skinhead1488 August 1, 2010

tree on deck

Having weed/marijuana available for smoking.

Ben: "Yo man who's got some tree on deck?"

Zanzibar: "I got you man."

Ben: "Ah thanks dawg I've been having night sweats."

by DaTruthx January 2, 2012

Pink Sock Space Dock

After battering the anus out of either a male or female, The rectum/intestines exit the anal cavity and and just hang out like a little red bag of garbage, this a called pink sock. take one pink sock and roll it over another pink sock joining the two together this is pink sock space dock!!

damn my anus got swallowed up in pink sock space dock last night

by Rabbit feet February 25, 2015

Wock A Sock Tock E Dock

The most popular phrase in the Ock Language. Phrasing for the word WASTED. See Ock Language for full definition.

"I A Mock Wock A Sock Tock E Dock Y O U Fock U Cock Kock E Rock!!"

by Joshua TenChicks October 6, 2006

Upper Deck Salad Shooter

The act of taking an Alli or other diet pill, going out and eating a meal with a high fat content (which anyone who has taken an Alli knows this gives you the instant runs) and then emptying your runny bowels in the toilet tank instead of the bowl. Usually an act of revenge.

That fag Keith has stood me up for breakfast two weeks in a row. I'm going to pick up some Alli and Upper Deck Salad Shooter his downstairs bathroom.

by Sue_Ellen December 9, 2008

Mopping the Deck

A technique used when tea bagging which involves running on the treadmill for approximately 20 minutes in order to acquire suffice perspiration on ones testicles. The testicles are then placed on the desired recipients face and manoevered about in a mopping fashion resembling a sailor mopping the deck. Optimally done when victim is extremely passed the fuck out.

At the end of the night some wasted out of his mind idiot passed out on the floor. Bad move. He eventually woke up after 3 hairy sweaty guys finished Mopping the Deck on him.

by Big Man77 January 22, 2008

double-decker

Double-decker, or to pull a double-decker, is when a girl is having sex with two men, whereas one is thrusting his manhood in her ass, and the other man is penetrating her vagina. Often done to completely dominate the woman, and/or a symbol of the friendship between two men.

Man Oscar, we have gots to double-decker that Sandra chick, she is too fine.

by Christopher Marrow May 12, 2008