sprung a deal

creating a deal and then announcing them through multiple channels i.e. fan pages, tweets, emails.

The store owner sprung a deal through Facebook and Twitter

by beechnutusa October 19, 2010

Deal

Distribute (cards) to players in a systematic rotation during a game or round.

The last hand's cards were dealt.

by Arminkshipper June 6, 2024

Dealing smoke

When you deal the good

Hey you dealing smoke?

by 77feet February 15, 2020

Shovel deal

When one offers to bury someone, or something that has wronged you someone. A literal, non literal, or symbolic meaning.

She offered her friend a shovel deal, when she found out her ex exposed her intimate pictures online.Non literal
The killer gave his victim a shovel deal they couldn't refuse. Literal

by Rexlione September 7, 2023

joey deals

The sex beast that takes no for a answer. It's either fast or nothing. Has a normal penis that girls can't resist.

I wish I can be joey deals.

That normal sized joey deals penis is like heaven!

by Vixha April 17, 2016

Green New Deal

A very poorly written document. Would not even pass a third grade essay assignment.

Student: Here's my book report on catcher in the rye.
Teacher: all it says was it sucked and Holden Caulfield is a little bitch.
Student: yeah but it sure beats the green new deal, right?
Teacher: ok well you earn a D+

by stainless67 April 17, 2022

Schmeal Deal

A collection of pure top notch Schmeals. For the simple price of £3.50 at your local Morrisons

Morrison's got nothin on them Schmeal Deals

by Calstudogsqueezy x November 15, 2019