Cooker

Anti-vaxxer, flat-earther, QAnon believer. Apollo 11 denier and thinks aircraft Chemtrails are a government plot to cause brain failure (which doesn’t apply to them as this has already occurred).

Often angry, fat old white men but sometimes over-enhanced bimbo or Republican nominee from Louisiana

Invariably a red neck/chav/bogan. Drives a pickup with ‘True Patriot’ bumper sticker (or in Australia ‘fuck off we’re full’ sticker). Loved Brexit. Don’t like no Mexicans takin’ all our goddamed jobs.

Blames everything on Bill Gates, George Soros or Hillary Clinton.

Usually big-time Trump/MAGA supporter, can’t spell and YELLS on Twitter.

Those people carrying confederate flags and “Freedom” banners, screaming obscenities and shouting “four more years” are total cookers.

That person on TV with the mullet, eyes pointing in different directions and claiming Covid was a Bill Gates invention distributed by a Jewish Space Laser is such a stupid cooker

by UrbanCynic October 9, 2022

chookster

The term given to the most gorgeous or beautiful of all chooks. The queen of chooks.(originally given as a name to a chook called 'Lisa')

She was the chookster of the pen, the one the males most loved and desired.

by Shaun Summers January 2, 2008

Solar powered shit cooker

A portable outhouse that sits in the hot sun boiling crap.

I'm gonna go home and take a crap. That solar powered shit cooker stinks.

by Homey D September 29, 2010

Chookta

A Scottish word for someone uncultured or stupid, normally referring to a person from the country.

Och ya fuckin chookta!

by garymc65 July 18, 2009

Dane Cook

A hilarious comedian that most black people have never heard of.

Dane Cook is really funny.

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

Your goose is cooked

You have been pwned!

You've been caught by the cops buying dope. Your goose is cooked!

by chabba October 17, 2006

jonathan cook

he is the lead singer of Forever The Sickest Kids. he's from texas, he drinks arnold palmers like your dad drinks beer.

his favorite sports team is the dallas cowboys.
most people say he's a pedophile, which might be true, but he knows his limits. he's incredibly attractive and very talented. his talking voice is very unique. there's no one else with that voice : in a good way. he also likes to say GLORT, and settin it off.

ZOMG THERES JONATHAN COOK! I MUST GET A PICTURE!

by demilovatoslover March 7, 2010