cumdershirt

n. a t-shirt that you no longer wear, but you keep in your drawer as if you did wear it, and now its primary purpose is to clean up your cum. You can also use it to dry off your girl if she is super wet.

Rosie: Ugh, what do we do now?
Mac: Do you see that old shirt with the puppies on it. Yup, that's the one. That's my cumdershirt. Problem solved.

by Juicy Froot October 13, 2016

Cumberbatched

Word used to describe being under the influence to the highest degree. This word can also be used to describe a situation that you believe is just wrong and only the soothing voice of Benedict Cumberbatch can bring you out of the disturbed psychoses the event left you in.

"We bought 3 bottles of tequila and 48 beers last night and got fucking cumberbatched"
"Did you see the way that girl got cumberbatched by that mosh pit last night! That was fucking cumberbatched!

by TJRary June 19, 2016

commercial whore

Any famous person who is only in the entertainment industry in order to gain fame and fortune.

Rihanna is a commercial whore.

by missjanet May 27, 2016

cumbersome cabbage

Another name for marijuana

You smokin that Devils lettuce, that Mary Jane, that sticky icky, that cumbersome cabbage

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

cumberfuck

Cumbersome + fuck
Extremely cumbersome

This situation is such a cumberfuck

by TriniLB June 18, 2017

Cumberhunt

How you would describe fangirls on their way to see Benedict Cumberbatch, preferably from the point of view from a parent of these fans or friends (someone outside of the fandom) but fangirls tend to use this term instead of stalking.

Mother of fangirl- ''what are you up to? where are you going?''
Fan- ''oh! turns out the guy who plays sherlock is filming here, i'm off to go cumberhunting!''

by cumberfuck April 22, 2018

Cumberland cutlery

A spoon in the ass and a knife in the shaft(dick) for sexual stimulation of a guy.

Jena gave Chandler the Cumberland cutlery in bed last night.

by jrb5 May 29, 2018