Rice Cooker

Fat Man and Little Boy flew over Japan one at a time cooking rice in Hiroshima and Nagasaki for the Japanese people

It's a bird, it's a plane, no its a fucking rice cooker

by JustTha June 9, 2019

crooked

To have a sideways vaJ or lop sided

"Girl! get yo crooked ass ova here".

by rach britt and daniela March 21, 2007

DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS

A clean version of "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.

Sara 11:41 - SHIT, I think my account got deleted. Help?

Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.

by Ceylon August 21, 2009

Dane Cook

A has-been comedian turned bad actor who makes jokes that only idiots with single-digit I.Q's would think are even remotely funny.

Tommy: Hey Sean, there's Dane Cook.
Sean: Yeah he's such a douche. He should do another dreadful movie with Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson.

by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010

Crookit

Revere ghetto slang for crooked.

My teeth be crookit.

by Dean Reno December 9, 2005

Cooker

A cooker is a person that is baked or high

nick - "oh damn I just spilled the chop"

darcy - "HAHAHA You cooker"

by GatoRadeBillson November 12, 2019

cook

To alter or adjust accounting or other records ("books"), evidence, statements, etc., usually fraudulently or unethically, in such a way as to make them take on a different meaning or appearance.

"That company is actually bankrupt, but they are going to cook the books to make it appear solvent."

"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."

by anarcissie May 17, 2008