Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati
Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!
Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?
Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?
by PapaIlluminati June 24, 2023
by McHoser April 05, 2019
There is Becky and her side cow
by metalmaster100 January 19, 2017
a bootiful being
by TuanologyX February 01, 2019
Milk.
by Captain Roundhead February 25, 2014
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by PettyIsAsPettyDoes January 12, 2017
It is a British term. It can be used as a player but is Normally used as a name for a man trying or making the first move such as, holding hands, a hug, or, a kiss
by Jenna Axe November 03, 2016