Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati
Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!
Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?
Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?
by PapaIlluminati June 24, 2023
Get the Pocket Cowmug. That person is a thick-cow: a completely normal person
I am a thick-cow
by That cow is chunky221 February 3, 2021
Get the Thick-cowmug. by B. Wow, B. Wowed May 13, 2011
Get the Cow Saddlemug. Multi use arena located in Daly City CA
Host to sporting events livestock shows live. Concerts and the like
Host to sporting events livestock shows live. Concerts and the like
by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
Get the Cow palacemug. The image of a cow with no legs may seem strange and even unsettling, but it can also be viewed through a philosophical lens as a symbol of resilience and adaptability in the face of adversity, like a hooker.
Despite the challenges that come with being a cow with no legs, this animal may still find ways to thrive and navigate its environment. It may learn to use its horns to dig into the ground for food or develop a close bond with a human caretaker who can provide it with support and care, like a hooker that died.
This can serve as a reminder that in life, we may face obstacles and difficulties that seem insurmountable at first. However, with determination and a willingness to adapt, we can find new ways of approaching our problems and continue to grow and flourish despite the odds, like a hooker.
Furthermore, the image of a cow with no legs can also prompt us to reflect on our relationship with animals and the natural world. It may inspire us to consider how we can better care for and protect animals who may be vulnerable or in need of support, like dead hooker.
Ultimately, the image of a cow with no legs may be seen as a powerful symbol of resilience, adaptation, and the interconnectedness of all living beings. therefore being a dead hooker
Despite the challenges that come with being a cow with no legs, this animal may still find ways to thrive and navigate its environment. It may learn to use its horns to dig into the ground for food or develop a close bond with a human caretaker who can provide it with support and care, like a hooker that died.
This can serve as a reminder that in life, we may face obstacles and difficulties that seem insurmountable at first. However, with determination and a willingness to adapt, we can find new ways of approaching our problems and continue to grow and flourish despite the odds, like a hooker.
Furthermore, the image of a cow with no legs can also prompt us to reflect on our relationship with animals and the natural world. It may inspire us to consider how we can better care for and protect animals who may be vulnerable or in need of support, like dead hooker.
Ultimately, the image of a cow with no legs may be seen as a powerful symbol of resilience, adaptation, and the interconnectedness of all living beings. therefore being a dead hooker
by Deadhooker. March 16, 2023
Get the Cow with no legsmug. An asshole of immense proportions; someone who posts paranoid, offtopic and psychotic comments on blogs throughout the internet; ie, Dean Berry, Real American.
by C Mathers July 26, 2008
Get the fart cowmug. The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".
by Euro-kun July 28, 2021
Get the Long Cowmug.