Beatbox coochie

When you pull out of your partner and the WAP start fartin'.

Him: *pulls out*
Her: *WAP starts farting*
Him: Damn, she got beatbox coochie

by 3inst3in January 14, 2021

Terminal Coochie

When someone buts a nut in less than 3 seconds from dat ass being tooo phat.

That bitch had a terminal coochie

by littlecoolaidman April 21, 2021

Champagne coochie

The inability for a vagina to get wet after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.

I heard Jane couldn't get the job done with Joe last night. Bad case of champagne coochie

by Shelbs B. May 3, 2021

Gucci Coochie

A very special coochie, one might even say it shines. Its very purrty, and special.

She's got that Gucci coochie

by hellisjustasauna July 20, 2021

Anti-coochie

A person who has such a hatred/fear towards vaginas they now identify as gay only because of default. They have no choice but to be gay due to their crippling phobia.

John: Yo, just wondering, you gay?
Tom: Nah man, I'm just anti-coochie.
John: Oh, fr? What is that?
Tom: I just don't fuck with coochie. Simple as that.
John: #Valid

by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021

Unrequited Coochie

When the guy wants to canoodle his noodle (seggs), but the girl doesn't.

"The only coochie that lasts is unrequited coochie" - Woody Allen (probably)

by Theatric February 9, 2022

Chooch coochie

To rub one out wearing clown makeup and a fucked up wig on the kitchen floor with your front door open.

“Omg, dude, I came home from work early one day and saw my neighbor was a Chooch coochie!”

by Trampula April 3, 2022