condom

1.(noun) A sheath placed over the penis during intercourse to prevent the flow of semen. Used for prevention of STD's including, but not limited to, herpes, syphillis, and babies.
2.(noun) An insult. Used to describe a person whom one would rather not have around, but in some cases is good to have around anyway. See example below.

1. I practiced safe sex and used a condom.
2. A: John is coming over too
B: Oh, man. John is such a condom.
A: Huh?
B: Well, we don't really want him around, he puts a damper on the fun...but he's practical.
A: Huh?
B: He's a tool/douche, but he's also giving us a ride.
A: Oh, sweet word!

by 12345666 September 19, 2004

Sock Condom

When you take your sock off by rolling off like a condom

Jim "whoa all the socks in your drawer look like big cotton condoms!"

Mike "Yeah there sock condoms"

by jcblm5145 March 13, 2010

Condemned

One of the most badass games EVER. You can tase a bro then beat his head in with a 2x4. It's also scary as shit. Real man's game.

Woah Ethan Thomas just cracked this guys skull with this pipe. I fucking love condemned!

by FistOfMith February 7, 2009

candemic

The new fad of microbreweries canning their beer. Many breweries in Colorado are canning top-notch ales.

This growingpopular trend has been followed by other breweries in an epic proportion -or- epidemic.

- Wow peeps are on the canning bandwagon, one more is doing it too.

- Yeah, it's a candemic

by Dilrider June 12, 2009

Condomerbating

To masturbate in a condom. Effective for cleaning-up purposes.

So you walked in on me condomerbating, big deal.

by FuelRod December 28, 2009

Condiment plasma

Thin watery condiment-colored fluid that accumulates on the top of ketchup or mustard. Also known as pre-mustard or pre-ketchup.
Related to condiment serum.

I made a killer ham sandwich yesterday only to ruin it with a load of condiment plasma from the mustard all over the bread.

by TonyID March 15, 2010

condom suppository

anal sex

"Last week my boyfriend tried to trick me into having a condom suppository!"

by phillip's curve May 14, 2010